american suitehearts

W Hotels put clever lines on everything - cup coasters, key cards, toilet flush levers. they've also inspired me to put thin slices of fruit and mint in my pitcher of water in the fridge.

i spoke to kids last friday about what i did for a living. i need a more tactful way of saying "i want your money and attention."

everyday i monitor the euro to dollar conversion rate for the sake of purchasing another joshua davis print. the dollar has been stronger and i'll wait one more month for obamaitis(tm) to kick in and watch the dollar sky rocket.

i wonder if parents anticipate if their kids are going to rebel and reject them. i think i see it coming for me. maybe i'll convince my kids that sex, drugs, alcohol, and weapons are widely accessible in the house and that obedience, discipline, righteousness, and self respect are all taboo. bullet proof reverse psychology.